What do you get when you mix a wacky
"pro-Lakeland revival" prophet, a couple of ministers whose number
one (and possibly only) kingdom principle is "finances" together with
a couple of American televangelists desperate to see their station stay afloat?
Well, you guessed it! A week-long fundraiser of course, carefully designed to
make you, dear viewer, think that you're the one who is getting blessed by
sending THEM your money! Though it’s called, “Living Waters Partnership Week”,
it would be more aptly titled, “Televangelists Profiting From Your
Insecurities.”
You didn't really think that the water of life came without
a price tag, did you? What kind of business, could survive by giving away free
stuff? Fair enough. I can see how you might think that the inviting
"Living Waters" week was anything but a week strategically
planned for the purpose of extracting your money. I can see how you would be
led to believe that this week was sincerely for you, the viewer, to draw you
closer to the one true source and meaning of life. Just read this excerpt from
the Miracle Channel website:
Living
Waters will be a week of transformation for men and women, for husbandsand
wives,
for the divorced and for the abused as we come to the well of livingwaters which never runs dry.
Join us May
25-31 in another powerful partnerweek as
we celebrate the living water that is
available to all who are thirsty.
Maybe it's just me, but I don't see any reference in that statement
to indicate that their primary objective is to raise money for the station. Is the
objective to raise money or is it to bless viewers? Or is it to raise money BY blessing
viewers? Is the transformation that they mention, initiated by a call to sow a
seed as a demonstration of your faith? Every time the Miracle Channel wants to
"celebrate" something spiritual on a partnership week, it really
means they just want your mammon and you can hold to any delusion you desire.Seriously, I don't see anything in that
statement to indicate that the living water they're celebrating is available
to ALL who thirst and not just all the thirsty paying partners/clientele of
TMC. Such deception. In the biblical story, Jesus came to the woman at the well
directly, not through some toll-collecting middleman, broadcasting to all
around what the Lord had for her! It cost her nothing but her pride for a
transforming, life changing encounter with Christ.
So, once more, the Miracle Channel needs your money. You
need a blessing or at least a spiritual pep rally to revive your “inner man.”
Quid pro quo. The televangelist business is truly an amazing enterprise because
it makes gullible donors think they're actually getting a good deal! Take
people's money in the name of Jesus one prayer at a time while leading them to
believe they are the winners in the end…. Secular charities - eat your heart
out! YOU have to play by rules named ethics! You can't get a donation by
promising the public something intangible that you can't deliver. And, you
certainly can't claim "FREEDOM OF RELIGION!" even if you could.
Here's how this weeks going to go. With guest James Goll,
the seer,
you're all going to get some nice ear-tickling words from god on how he loves
you and wants you healthy and wealthy. You're going to hear how God's time of
favour has come, how this is a new season of miracles and wonders. Don't be
surprised if he does the funky chicken occasionally; as the spirit moves of
course. Just remember to take the words of this prophet with a huge grain of
salt, as confirmed by TMC's fundraising disclosure, which states,
"Individual results may vary". (What it should state is "For
entertainment purposes only.") They have to provide that disclosure
because they know that these prophets seldom, if ever, are accurate with the
particulars that really matter in a person’s life. After all, in Lakeland, with
such an overwhelming saturation of the spirit, such a massive move of god, Goll
and his cohorts couldn't use his "seeing" gifts to perceive or discern what was
happening with Todd Bentley's personal life, let alone the healing/resurrection
scams that added further scandal and controversy for an already sceptical world.
Guests, Russ and Mave Moyer, like Goll, are part of Peter
Wagner's Super Apostles Club, the group that wants to take over the world one
country at a time. The Moyer's are also of the pro-tithing,
financial prosperity club, which should come as no surprise as Mr. Moyer
formerly ran a successful business for many years. (Ministry is like a magnet
for businessmen who find God) He also mentions in his bio that one of his
mentors is Ruth Heflin, a pioneer of
"gold dust" fame, gaining notoriety for delivering a message from
Jesus to Benny Hinn about Jesus’ coming appearance on stage with Hinn, and
sadly in the end, proving to be a delusional false prophetess. To have Ruth
Heflin as one’s mentor is telling.
The Moyers are big defenders of tithing (the good ol' staple
revenue source for pastor's wages) and state that if we refuse to acknowledge
tithing as a principle of God, then we cannot claim the promises within the Old
Testament either. In other words, obey the laws of the O.T. and receive the
blessings of the OT. They go on to say, that we must take the bible as a whole
and equally observe God's laws and statutes: "if we choose not to accept
tithing because it’s O.T. we can’t claim anything else in O.T.
* Blessings
(Abrahamic promise/blessing)
* Head and not
the tail
* Deutoronomy
[sic] 8:18 God gives you the power to gain wealth
*
Prosper/prosperity
* Prayer of
Jabez"
Alrighty then. That actually makes sense. If we want to
claim the blessings, we have to also obey the laws and statutes of God such as
the tithe. In other words, we can't pick and choose which laws and statutes we
want to obey from the Bible, including the Old Testament, just as we can't pick
and choose which blessings belong to us - we either apply it all or apply none.
Using Russ Moyer's own Eagle Worldwide Ministry logic then, we must also put
into practice the following since in his website's own wording, "God is
the same yesterday, today and forever - and so are His laws and statutes." And I like this one - "The only thing that really changed was the sacrificial system of animal sacrifices." I guess every other statute of the O.T. still stands.
* Put to
death rebellious children (Ex 21:17, Lev 20:9)
* Put to
death witches (Ex 22:18) (This IS taken literally in many parts of Africa, thanks to the wacky gospel of prosperity that has infected the continent in the last decade. But that's another story.)
* Put to
death anyone that has sex with animals (Ex 22:19)
* Put to
death anyone who sacrifices to another god (Ex 22:20) (That would
include approximately the other 4 billion people in the world.)
* Put to
death anyone who does not keep the Sabbath (Ex 31:14,15, Ex 35:2, Num15:32-36)
* It’s okay
to sell your daughter to a man. (Ex 21:7)
I could go on an on. Heck, I only touched on a few points in
ONE book of the O.T.! Every one of these are God spoken, God instructed, and God
mandated statutes. And there's so many more, like male circumcision. How come
the church doesn't mandate THAT one today???In their own words, "To do so would make us hypocrites."
That's right. They said it. Hypocrites! Cherry picking bible verses to suit
their agenda makes them hypocrites. And that also means that you can't claim
the blessings either, UNLESS you play by ALL the rules of conduct the OT
outlines for God's people, which at the time, happened to be Israel, not you dear Christian.
If that's not bad enough, the Moyer's website goes on to
advocate giving above the tithe,Western church-ianity style, twisting the principles of
giving as instructed in the New Testament. The giving mentioned in first and
second Corinthians was strictly focused on giving aid to the impoverished
saints in Jerusalem. The collection was not - I repeat, not, taken to keep Paul
financially able to keep preaching the Gospel and plant churches. He was not
asking for money to keep Corporate Christianity alive. If you really believe
that you will reap according to what you've sown, then sow to the poor,
underprivileged or disadvantaged of society who need it and may actually experience in a real way, the "love your neighbor" principle Christianity is supposed to have. (Though beware, the poor are not usually able to issue a receipt for tax purposes.)
Though the global economic recession has left many Canadians
feeling the pinch, I just know that the Miracle Channel's next fundraiser is
going to call on even those hardest hit financially, to give to the station out
of their lack in return for God's blessings. But according to the New Testament
model, shouldn't it be the other way around - shouldn't the church be “giving
out” to relieve the suffering of those in need during a hard time, rather than
asking those in need to give to them? The Miracle Channel is part of the
church, or at least claims to be. While saints throughout the country go
without, ministries whose aim it is to enlarge themselves, carry on business as
usual, focused primarily on their own capital growth - with the advantage of
not having to pay taxes on their growth. Taxes that could be going to help
alleviate the pressure on low-income families during this tough economic time.
This is so messed up.
As compensated guests on Living Waters partner week, Eagle
World Wide is just like every other business ministry telling people to give to
their or other similar organization because God will prosper them, but they
don't practice what they preach. Under their finances
link, they quote, "We, as children of God need not beg." Why, then,
doesn't Eagle World Wide and the Miracle Channel Association for that matter,
stop the beg-athons, just give all their ministry's assets away to another
kingdom ministry, and watch while God supernaturally prospers them under an
"open heaven" according to the theology that they preach to everyone
else?
Authored by: BlastFurnace on
Friday, May 29 2009 @ 02:57 PM CST
This morning while flipping through the channels, I watched TMC for a couple of minutes to see what they're doing this week. Imagine my surprise to see a letter of praise from someone who said she watches "The Miracle Channel Australia." Could this be for real, I thought?
And then came the obligatory appeal for pledges, at the various levels -- and how interesting, a disclaimer along the lines of "Individual results may vary."
That's what you'd expect for a weight loss program or a supercharged air filtering system, not for a TV station whose belief system rides partially on the "hundred-fold blessing." Did anyone else pick up on this? Is it just TMC's way of perhaps hoping finally that the CRTC will get off their back?
Can you imagine Benny Hinn saying, "Your results may vary?" Oh wait, he has -- if you go into remission after one of his "healings" then get sick again, it's your fault.
I wonder if it may be possible to call my satellite company and opt out of TMC, or if I'm just stuck with it.
Kind of reminds me of a South Park episode I saw recently.
Warning to the sensitive... Following this link could be hazardous to your reality!
http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/south-park/season-3/south-park-311-starvin-marvin-in-space/
Just remember, "The Bible + Jesus = Food"